Just kidding. I do have some friends. It’s just a long
process.
Every time I run into someone I know (which is every 4
minutes, because my town is made up of one street), we perform one of the two
requisitory national secret handshakes.
The Down-Up-Down:
1. Grasp the person’s hand in a handshake.
2. Move your fingers up so they’re touching the other person’s wrist, as if you were arm wrestling.
3. And then back down again.
2. Move your fingers up so they’re touching the other person’s wrist, as if you were arm wrestling.
3. And then back down again.
You may have to hold the person’s hand for the entire conversation. Do not be alarmed. They are not trying to propose.*
The Press-and-Flick:
The Knuckle Tap:
Warning: be careful not to accidentally tickle someone’s palm, throw yourself onto someone’s bed, or lick your lips seductively, because that is code for “I want to do more than just meet and greet you.” We had an entire training session specifically on this topic, including a demonstration of a seductive lip-lick.
*sometimes they are.
Good to know... and thanks for sharing!
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