Steph, before training
Steph, after training, before service – bigger butt and rounder stomach (from too much xima, not
because I decided to start a family in Mozambique), muscles weak and succumbing
to gravity’s relentless tug
Steph, after service (prediction) – now able to lift a 20-liter bucket of water onto head, but
consequently spinal cord is slightly compressed
are you also saying that you'll be shorter and have a bigger head when you're done with service?
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