What is your favorite household amenity?

Lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy Jane.

She wants a drink of water so she

waits and waits and waits and waits and waits for it to rain.

~Shel Silverstein

You thought this whole time I didn’t have running water in my house. You were mistaken! Rather, I mislead you! Just take a look at this modern and slightly phallic-looking contraption:

Bed, Bath & Beyond would be itching to get their hands on this.

All you do is pour water in:

Screw on a cap with a specially cut hole in it:

And enjoy your complete hand-washing experience!

p.s. In case you were curious, our favorite household amenity is a toaster oven.